If you want this town to
hold you on it’s lap
First you better learn to
take a slap
This candyland was made
with boobytraps
Don’t waste your time, they’re
not on the map
It’s easy to get lost on
the boulevard
When your head’s a little
soft
Everything else is so hard
So hard ...
Eeny-meeny, eeny-miney mo
Act as if you know which
way to go
Never walk too fast or walk
too slow
If you’re scared, just don’t
let it show
It’s easy to get lost on
the boulevard
When your head’s a little
soft
Everything else is so hard
So hard ...
It’s easy to get lost
And
find you’ve gone too far ...
Some just disappear from
the boulevard
Whisper in my ear
If you
think you know where they are
Where they are ...
© Heather Eatman, 1998
